Take a gander at this shit right here, it’s an MRI of broccoli.
Broccoli contains a fucking ridiculously high amount of potassium, which maintains a boss nervous system and keeps your dome at the top of its game.
Shit just looks like a goddamn brainstorm.
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. HIS NAME IS APPA THE FUCKING FLYING BISON. HE MAKES CIRCUS COSTUMES LOOK FUCKING BADASS AND HE EATS WHOLE CABBAGES IN A SINGLE BITE. ANY BOARCUPINES TRY TO MESS WITH THIS FLUFFY FUCKER AND HE WILL PICK THEM UP WITH TWO ADORABLE PAWS AND THROW THEM ALL THE WAY TO BA SING SE. APPA IS THE BEST FLYING BISON EVER AND HE LOVES AANG LIKE NO ONE ELSE. APPA GOES THROUGH SO MUCH PAIN AND HURT AND BETRAYAL AND YET HE IS STILL KIND AND LOVING AND WHEN HE HEARS THAT BISON WHISTLE HE DASHES OFF LIKE A MADMAN BECAUSE ALL HE WANTS IS TO BE REUNITED WITH AANG, HIS AANG, AND THAT LOVE IS WHY APPA IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES
I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.
Hades was the original sassy gay friend.
Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.
this post is perfect
Blake Fall-Conroy, “Minimum Wage Machine,” 2008-2010
This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York.
This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.
ah yes totally mentioning this in my paper